Tebow had an amazing game against our rival, FSU on Saturday. I don’t think there is anything he could have done differently to show he deserves to win the Heisman this year. Now it’s up to the people who vote.
Here is alittle about the caliber of person Tebow is;
In high school, with his team holding a precarious 7-point lead in the state championship game, Tebow, an elite quarterback recruit, ran on the field and played nose tackle — nose tackle — without telling his coaches. The other team didn’t score again.
A devout Christian, he grew up on a farm in west Jacksonville, the youngest of five siblings. He spent his high school summers on family missions in the Philippines working alongside his father, Bob, an evangelist, to care for orphans — an experience Tim describes as life-changing. “You’d see people in Dad’s orphanage who had nothing, no material things at all, yet they were so happy to see you,” he says. “That’ll keep you humble.”
Tebowisms:
- When Tim Tebow does a push-up, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing the world down.
- Superman’s only weakness is Kryptonite. Tim Tebow laughs at Superman for having a weakness.
- Tim Tebow doesn’t throw interceptions. Receivers run wrong routes.
- Superman wears Tim Tebow pajamas.
- You can lead a horse to water. Tim Tebow can make him drink.
- When the bogeyman goes to sleep every night, he checks the closet for Tim Tebow.
- You don’t hit Tim Tebow. Tim Tebow hits you.
- Tim Tebow ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
- If you Google search ‘Tim Tebow getting his butt kicked’ you will generate zero results. It just doesn’t happen.
- Terry Tate looks over his shoulder in offices for Tim Teebow.
- It takes Tim Tebow 20 minutes to watch 60 Minutes.
- Life doesn’t give Tim Tebow lemons. Life asks him which fruit he wants.
- Tim Tebow once ate an entire bottle of sleeping pills. They made him blink.
- Tim Tebow sweats Gatorade.
- Tim Tebow always knows the EXACT location of Carmen SanDiego.
- Tim Tebow can divide by zero.
- Tim Tebow won the Tour de France on a unicycle to prove to Lance Armstrong it wasn’t a big deal.
- Tim Tebow can touch MC Hammer.
- Tim Tebow doesn’t actually write books, the words assemble themselves out of fear.
- Tim Tebow ordered a Big Mac at Burger King, and got one.
- Tim Tebow has counted to infinity…. twice.
- Tim Tebow has never lost or tied in a game of Tic Tac Toe.
- When it rains in the Swamp, Tim Tebow doesn’t get wet. The rain gets Tim Tebow’d.
- Tim Tebow’s tears cure cancer, too bad he never cries.
- Tim Tebow’s chief export is Pain (followed closely by touchdowns.)
- Tim Tebow doesn’t bowl strikes, he just knocks down one pin and the other nine faint.
- Tim Tebow invented black. In fact, he invented the entire spectrum of visible light. Except pink. Tom Cruise invented pink.
Do you have a Tebowism to share?

Andrew Meyer was misquoted when he was wrestling with police at the John Kerry speech. What he really said was, “Don’t Tebow me, bro!”
That’s funny!
Thanks for the laugh. I am going to use some of these.
“When Google has a problem finding something, it asks Tim Tebow.”
Great blog! I love those quotes! Funny I came across your blog brushing up on Tebow quotes for the big game tomorrow. This is Katie’s old friend Linda. Back in the day! How are you? Hope all is well with you! Thanks for the laugh and GO GATORS!
Ps…….
When Tim Tebow walks on water, his feet don’t get wet, the water gets Tebow’d.
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