Tebowisms

Last year I wrote a post that included some “Tebowisms“, you know statements that recognize the awesomeness and total domination that exists in the Florida Gator quarterback Tim Tebow.  Here are a few;

  • “When Tim Tebow was a kid, he made his mom finish his vegetables.
  • “Tim Tebow doesn’t punch in to work. He stiff-arms.
  • “People with amnesia still remember Tim Tebow.
  • “Tim Tebow gets called for roughing the tackler.”

You may recognize some (many) of them as statements that were formerly assigned to our favorite Texas Ranger – Chuck Norris.  No offense Chuck, but there is a new sheriff in town.

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